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"Huynh Dang Chung"Monday 13 September 2010
Bebe Phạm "hở trên" nhẹ tội, Hà Anh "lộ dưới" khó thoát
Chuyện chỉ có ở Việt Nam:
Bebe Phạm "hở trên" nhẹ tội, Hà Anh "lộ dưới" khó thoát
Sep 10, 2010
Việc hở ngực của Bebe Phạm được xác định là do vô tình, bộ trang phục cũng đã được kiểm duyệt |
Cali Today News – Đọc bài báo này, có thể bạn sẽ tức cười, cười vì chuyện này chỉ có thể xảy ra tại Việt Nam. Bài báo viết: “…chiếc váy "lộ dưới" của Hà Anh lại chưa qua kiểm duyệt, sẽ bị phạt nặng hơn…” Cũng là “lộ hàng”, nhưng có sự phân biệt giữa “lộ trên” và “lộ dưới” và càng phân biệt giữa tiết mục có thông qua kiểm duyệt và tiết mục không thông qua kiểm duyệt. Quả thật là chỉ có ở Việt Nam mới có “chế độ kiểm duyệt” lạ đời kiểu này, như bài báo dưới đây…
Vụ lộ ngực của của Bebe Phạm đã đi theo diễn biến khác. Sở Văn hóa, Thể thao & Du lịch TP.HCM nhận định Bebe Phạm vô tình nên phạt nhẹ, trong khi chiếc váy "lộ dưới" của Hà Anh lại chưa qua kiểm duyệt, sẽ bị phạt nặng hơn.
Cho đến thời điểm này, vụ việc hở ngực của Bebe Phạm và lộ nội y của Hà Anh vẫn chưa có quyết định chính thức từ phía Sở Văn hóa, Thể thao và Du lịch TP.HCM.
Đơn vị quản lý đã nhận bản tường trình của ban tổ chức chương trình Diamond Night. Theo đó, nhà tổ chức cùng hai người mẫu Bebe Phạm, Hà Anh đã thừa nhận những sơ suất trong đêm thời trang.
Tuy nhiên, theo thông tin mới nhất từ Sở Văn hóa, Thể thao & Du lịch TP.HCM, đến thời điểm này vụ việc đã đi theo diễn biến khác.
Ông Võ Trọng Nam, Trưởng phòng quản lý nghệ thuật, Sở Văn hóa, Thể thao & Du lịch TP.HCM cho biết việc hở ngực của Bebe Phạm được xác định là do vô tình, bộ trang phục cũng đã được kiểm duyệt.
Ảnh: Thiện Tai " border="0" height="320" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="320"> Tiết mục của Hà Anh đã không qua kiểm duyệt, trang phục của cô lại quá thoáng, lộ cả nội y. Ảnh: Thiện Tai |
Tại buổi làm việc với cơ quan quản lý, nhà thiết kế Minh Sơn (Sơn Colletion) khẳng định Bebe Phạm đã mặc thử chiếc váy trước khi biểu diễn 30 phút và không xảy ra sự cố nào.
Trong khi đó, ông Võ Trọng Nam khẳng định tiết mục biểu diễn của người mẫu Hà Anh đã không qua khâu kiểm duyệt. Do đó, vụ lộ nội y của Hà Anh nhiều khả năng bị phạt nặng hơn việc hở ngực của Bebe Phạm.
Vị trưởng phòng quản lý nghệ thuật cũng nói thêm, mức độ sơ suất của Bebe Phạm không giống trường hợp của người mẫu Vũ Thu Phương trước đây, nên không phải nhận mức phạt nặng.
Cơ quan quản lý cũng đang xem xét, làm rõ ngoài tiết mục "ngẫu hứng" của Hà Anh, chương trình Diamond Night còn có tiết mục nào đã lách qua cửa kiểm duyệt.
Ông Võ Trọng Nam cho biết trong buổi làm việc với Sở Văn hóa, Thể thao & Du lịch TP.HCM, các bên liên quan đều đã thành khẩn nhận lỗi. Tuy nhiên, quyết định cuối cùng chỉ được đưa ra sau khi có đầy đủ thông tin, bằng chứng.
Theo VietNamNet
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Calitoday
Sunday 15 August 2010
Aircraft Quiz
NOTICE! - TROOPER JOKE AREA - SOME JOKES MAY BE EXPLECIT!
Tom Heckman gets us started this week. BB
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
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Our latest new member, Ron Brauer sent this one in. BB
Kneeling High Jump Record
Are you aware that a new world record has been set for the HIGH JUMP from a KNEELING position?
The record is 0.757 meters or a little over 27 inches (remember, this is from a KNEELING position), was set recently on a beach near Montpelier in Southern France .
This photograph was taken a split second before the jump -- but it gives you an idea as to how it was achieved. . .
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Rob Ferguson found the quiz for you helicopter Pilot types. BB
Most of you are fairly intelligent folks please answer the question below without looking at the picture. Answer first, then look...
Aircraft Quiz
What is the biggest advantage of rotary-wing aircraft over fixed-wing aircraft ?
Damn, sure guessed wrong on that answer.
Wasn't even close!
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John Vanerio has found a Rat's Ass checker! BB
Tom Heckman gets us started this week. BB
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
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Our latest new member, Ron Brauer sent this one in. BB
Kneeling High Jump Record
Are you aware that a new world record has been set for the HIGH JUMP from a KNEELING position?
The record is 0.757 meters or a little over 27 inches (remember, this is from a KNEELING position), was set recently on a beach near Montpelier in Southern France .
This photograph was taken a split second before the jump -- but it gives you an idea as to how it was achieved. . .
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Rob Ferguson found the quiz for you helicopter Pilot types. BB
Most of you are fairly intelligent folks please answer the question below without looking at the picture. Answer first, then look...
Aircraft Quiz
What is the biggest advantage of rotary-wing aircraft over fixed-wing aircraft ?
Damn, sure guessed wrong on that answer.
Wasn't even close!
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John Vanerio has found a Rat's Ass checker! BB
Just checking to see if you give a rat's ass about anything today.
V V V V V V V V V V V
Nope!
Barely moved for me either.
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Howard Greenfield checks in with this one? BB
RETIRE WHERE???? Here are your choices:
You can retire to Phoenix , Arizona where... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food. 5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door. 6.. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
OR
You can retire to California where... 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house 2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. 3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party. 5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is. 6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.
OR
You can retire to New York City where... 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan. 2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. 3. You think Central Park is "nature." 4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. 5. You've worn out a car horn. (ed. note if you have a car). 6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
OR
You can retire to Maine where... 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco. 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas. 3. You have more than one recipe for moose. 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons. 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
OR
You can retire to the Deep South where... 1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. 2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural. 3. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense. 4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc. 5. Everything is either "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder." It's important to know the difference, too.
OR
You can retire to Colorado where... 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car. 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and so he stops at the day care center. 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating. 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
OR
You can retire to the Midwest where... 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor. 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day. 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?" 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"
OR
AND You can retire to Florida where. 1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon. 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars. 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist. 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state. 5. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people.
SO MANY CHOICES . . .
source
http://www.quarterhorsecav.org/WEEK1.htm
WELCOME TO OLE' BILL'S WEEKLY NEWSLETTER
August 2010 - Week 1
This picture pretty much says it all.........
WARNING TO ALL! THE FOLLOWING JOKES MAY BE EXPLICIT! PLEASE SKIP OVER THEM OR DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED
The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman.. "Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Natalie," the old man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left..
The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that There were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour later, he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give this $3,000 to you."
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Down memory lane with Danny Horn. BB The Outhouse Poem
(If you don't know what an outhouse is, ask someone older)
The service station trade was slow.
The owner sat around
With sharpened knife and cedar stick
Piling shavings on the ground.
No modern facilities had they,
The log across the rill
Led to a shack marked 'his and hers'
That sat against the hill.
"Where is the ladies' room, Sir?"
The owner, leaning back,
Said not a word, but whittled on
And pointed toward the shack.
With quickened step she entered there
But stayed for just a minute,
Until she screamed, just like a snake
Or spider might be in it.
With startled look and beet red face
She bounded through the door
And headed quickly for the car -
Just like three gals before.
She missed the foot log- jumped the stream
The owner gave a shout,
As her silk stockings, down at her knees
Caught on a sassafras sprout.
She tripped and fell - got up,
And then in obvious disgust,
Ran to the car, stepped on the gas,
And faded in the dust.
Of course we all desired to know
What made the gals all do
The things they did; and then we found
The whittling owner knew.
A speaking system he'd devised.
To make the thing complete,
He tied a speaker on the wall
Beneath the toilet seat.
He'd wait until the gals got set
And then the devilish tike,
Would stop his whittling long enough
To speak into the mike.
And as she sat, a voice below
Struck terror, fright and fear,
"Will you please use the other hole,
We're painting under here!"
The Outhouse Poem
(If you don't know what an outhouse is, ask someone older)
The service station trade was slow.
The owner sat around
With sharpened knife and cedar stick
Piling shavings on the ground.
No modern facilities had they,
The log across the rill
Led to a shack marked 'his and hers'
That sat against the hill.
"Where is the ladies' room, Sir?"
The owner, leaning back,
Said not a word, but whittled on
And pointed toward the shack.
With quickened step she entered there
But stayed for just a minute,
Until she screamed, just like a snake
Or spider might be in it.
With startled look and beet red face
She bounded through the door
And headed quickly for the car -
Just like three gals before.
She missed the foot log- jumped the stream
The owner gave a shout,
As her silk stockings, down at her knees
Caught on a sassafras sprout.
She tripped and fell - got up,
And then in obvious disgust,
Ran to the car, stepped on the gas,
And faded in the dust.
Of course we all desired to know
What made the gals all do
The things they did; and then we found
The whittling owner knew.
A speaking system he'd devised.
To make the thing complete,
He tied a speaker on the wall
Beneath the toilet seat.
He'd wait until the gals got set
And then the devilish tike,
Would stop his whittling long enough
To speak into the mike.
And as she sat, a voice below
Struck terror, fright and fear,
"Will you please use the other hole,
We're painting under here!"
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Here's Duke Snyder's submission for this week.
The Aisle Seat
Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a coke.''Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'
As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good. I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
Whilehe was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way?'
'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pi$$ing in cokes?'
THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.
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Thanks to my Aunt Jo down in Arkansas for this one. BB
Looks like Arkansas, it was 100 in L.R. yesterday!!!!
This picture pretty much says it all.........
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Here's one from Rob Ferguson that speaks for itself. BB
source
http://www.quarterhorsecav.org/WEEK3.htm
WELCOME TO OLE' BILL'S WEEKLY NEWSLETTER
August 2010 - Week 3
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Here's Duke Snyder's submission for this week.
The Aisle Seat
Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a coke.''Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'
As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good. I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
Whilehe was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way?'
'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pi$$ing in cokes?'
THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.
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Thanks to my Aunt Jo down in Arkansas for this one. BB
Looks like Arkansas, it was 100 in L.R. yesterday!!!!
This picture pretty much says it all.........
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Here's one from Rob Ferguson that speaks for itself. BB
source
http://www.quarterhorsecav.org/WEEK3.htm
WELCOME TO OLE' BILL'S WEEKLY NEWSLETTER
August 2010 - Week 3
Friday 30 July 2010
BRITNEY SPEARS: Bị kiện về tội “khoe của”
| Cập nhật lúc: 7/7/2010 5:06:28 PM | ||
| BRITNEY SPEARS: Bị kiện về tội “khoe của” | ||
Theo tin trên báo Anh The Sun, chàng cựu phú-lít Fernando Flores, 29 tuổi, trưởng toán vệ sĩ của Britney Spears, đã nghỉ việc sau nhiều lần bị “xúc phạm” trước việc cựu Công chúa nhạc Pop cứ lượn qua lượn lại trước mặt chàng mà trên người không một mảnh vải che thân! Chưa hết, theo báo này, xi-nho Fernando Flores còn đang tính kiện cô chủ cũ về tội quấy nhiễu tình dục (sexual harassment) để đòi bồi thường thiệt hại! Một người bạn của Fernando Flores kể lại trên báo The Sun: “Làm việc cho Britney Spears thật là khó khăn. Cô ta là một cơn ác mộng, và tính khí luôn bất ổn. Cô ta thường khỏa thân chạy tới chạy lui trong nhà, miệng thì la lối chửi bới các nhân viên phục vụ”. Tuy nhiên theo người bạn này, riêng với Fernando Flores, cựu Công chúa nhạc Pop “khoe của” thường xuyên trước mặt anh ta với ý đồ dụ dỗ. Thậm chí Britney Spears còn nhiều lần kêu Fernando Flores vào phòng ngủ của mình với lý do không đâu, và có thái độ khiêu khích trắng trợn! Fernando Flores bị dồn vào thế tiến thoái lưỡng nan: tiến không được, bởi chàng là một nhân viên có lương tâm nghề nghiệp; lui cũng không xong vì sợ nếu không chịu đáp ứng sự mời gọi của cô chủ thì sẽ mất job, cho nên cuối cùng chàng ta phải xin nghỉ việc, và… kiện! Cũng theo lời người bạn kể trên báo The Sun, bên cạnh việc bị Britney Spears quấy nhiễu tình dục, Fernando Flores còn bực mình vì bị ông bố Jamie của Britney quy trách về việc để cô chủ mấy lần đi du hí mà không chịu mặc quần lót, để cho các bác phó nhòm chụp hình “nguyên con”. Ông ta nói với Fernando Flores: “Bổn phận của anh là không để Britney bước chân ra khỏi nhà mà không mặc đồ lót, kể cả áo ngực. Anh không làm được thì đi chỗ khác chơi!” Nhưng Fernando không có can đảm mở miệng nói cô chủ phải mặc đồ lót trước khi ra khỏi nhà! Cũng cần nhắc lại, mốt mặc mini-skirt mà bên trong không mặc quần lót do nàng thừa kế “thầy chạy” Paris Hilton tung ra cách đây mấy năm, và đã được cựu thần đồng điện ảnh Lindsay Lohan và Britney Spears tận tình bắt chước! Tuy nhiên, theo giới quan sát cũng như bạn bè của Britney Spears, nếu quả thực chàng Fernando kia tính kiện Britney Spears về tội khỏa thân trước mặt mình thì quả là… chuyện kiện củ khoai, bởi vì một khi xin vào làm việc cho Britney Spears, anh ta phải biết những thói tật của cô chủ, và phải chấp nhận! Thiên Ân hoàn toàn đồng ý! Nếu quả thực Fernando Flores bị dị ứng trước những màn khỏa thân của vị nữ chủ nhân 28 xuân xanh, lẽ ra xi-nho nên xin làm vệ sĩ cho ‘bà cụ” Liz Taylor! source TiVi Tuan San |
Wednesday 21 July 2010
A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD:
NOTICE! - TROOPER JOKE AREA - SOME JOKES MAY BE EXPLECIT!
Danny Horn gets us started this week. BB
If Men Vacuumed
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Wayne Paddack sent this one in. BB
Life can be summarized in 4 bottles....
Danny Horn gets us started this week. BB
If Men Vacuumed
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Wayne Paddack sent this one in. BB
Life can be summarized in 4 bottles....
S--t, we're on #3!
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Here's a good one from Fred Currier. BB
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Smokey Guillespie sent this one in. BB
A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD:
Crap ... I forgot what it was....
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Tom Heckman checks in with this one? BB
A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
'Twenty dollars' she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, So they hide in the bushes.
They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' Asks the officer.
'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'
'Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, til ya shined that light in her face.'
source
http://www.quarterhorsecav.org/WEEK1.htm
WELCOME TO OLE' BILL'S WEEKLY NEWSLETTER
July 2010 - Week 1
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Here's a good one from Fred Currier. BB
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Smokey Guillespie sent this one in. BB
A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD:
Crap ... I forgot what it was....
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Tom Heckman checks in with this one? BB
A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
'Twenty dollars' she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, So they hide in the bushes.
They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' Asks the officer.
'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'
'Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, til ya shined that light in her face.'
source
http://www.quarterhorsecav.org/WEEK1.htm
WELCOME TO OLE' BILL'S WEEKLY NEWSLETTER
July 2010 - Week 1
...the first thing I noticed is that she's not wearing any ear or eye protection.
WARNING TO ALL! THE FOLLOWING JOKES MAY BE EXPLICIT! PLEASE SKIP OVER THEM OR DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED
For those of you that keep and bear arms…I am sure you are aware of the firing line rules.
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson
....the first thing I noticed is that she's not wearing any ear or eye protection.
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Here's some WWII history from Fred Currier. BB You might enjoy this from Colonel D. G. Swinford, USMC, Retired, and history buff. You would really have to dig deep to get this kind of ringside seat to history:
1. The first German serviceman killed in WW II was Killed by the Japanese (China, 1937), the first American Serviceman killed was killed by the Russians (Finland 1940); Highest ranking American killed was Lt Gen Lesley McNair, killed By the US Army Air Corps. So much for allies.
2. The youngest US serviceman was 12 year old Calvin Graham, USN. He was wounded and given a Dishonorable Discharge for lying about his age. His benefits were later restored by an act of Congress.
3. At the time of Pearl Harbor, the top US Navy Command was called CINCUS (pronounced 'sink us'), the shoulder patch of the US Army's 45th Infantry division was the Swastika, and Hitler's private train was named 'Amerika.' All three were soon changed for PR purposes.
4. More US servicemen died in the Air Corps than the Marine Corps. While completing the required 30 missions, your chance of being killed was 71%.
5. Generally speaking, there was no such thing as an average fighter pilot. You were either an ace or a target. For instance, Japanese Ace Hiroyoshi Nishizawa shot down over 80 planes. He died while a passenger on a cargo plane.
6. It was a common practice on fighter planes to load every 5th round with a tracer round to aid in aiming. This was a mistake. Tracers had different ballistics so (at long range) if your tracers were hitting the target 80% of your rounds were missing. Worse yet tracers instantly told your enemy he was under fire and from which direction. Worst of all was the practice of loading a string of tracers at the end of the belt to tell you that you were out of ammo. This was definitely not something you wanted to tell the enemy. Units that stopped using tracers saw their success rate nearly double and their loss rate go down.
7. When allied armies reached the Rhine, the first thing men did was pee in it. This was pretty universal from the lowest private to Winston Churchill (who made a big show of it) and Gen. Patton (who had himself photographed in the act).
8. German Me-264 bombers were capable of bombing New York City, but they decided it wasn't worth the effort.
9. German submarine U-120 was sunk by a malfunctioning toilet.
10. Among the first 'Germans' captured at Normandy were several Koreans. They had been forced to fight for the Japanese Army until they were captured by the Russians and forced to fight for the Russian Army until they were captured by the Germans and forced to fight for the German Army until they were captured by the US Army.
11. Following a massive naval bombardment, 35,000 United States and Canadian troops stormed ashore at Kiska, in theAleutian Islands. 21 troops were killed in the assault on the island.
It could have been worse if there had been any Japanese on the island.
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Smokey is Smok'in.BB
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
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At last! just what I've been waiting for. Thanks to Wayne Paddack. BB
At Last, a Cell Phone for Seniors!
You REALLY have to be OLD to appreciate THIS one!!!!
Smokey sent in this method for loseing thos extra pourds.BB
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Here's one from Dan Kalahar that speaks for itself. BB
Tracey, here's a group for you
For those of you who don't live in Alabama and think we are a bunch of uncivilized rednecks, well, it’s simply not true! In fact, we have ladies' groups that meet regularly to discuss current events and develop needed home skills. For example, this photo was recently taken at a ladies group meeting in St Florian, AL where they were discussing the elections coming up in November, and in 2012.
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July 2010 - Week 3
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You might enjoy this from Colonel D. G. Swinford, USMC, Retired, and history buff. You would really have to dig deep to get this kind of ringside seat to history:
1. The first German serviceman killed in WW II was Killed by the Japanese (China, 1937), the first American Serviceman killed was killed by the Russians (Finland 1940); Highest ranking American killed was Lt Gen Lesley McNair, killed By the US Army Air Corps. So much for allies.
2. The youngest US serviceman was 12 year old Calvin Graham, USN. He was wounded and given a Dishonorable Discharge for lying about his age. His benefits were later restored by an act of Congress.
3. At the time of Pearl Harbor, the top US Navy Command was called CINCUS (pronounced 'sink us'), the shoulder patch of the US Army's 45th Infantry division was the Swastika, and Hitler's private train was named 'Amerika.' All three were soon changed for PR purposes.
4. More US servicemen died in the Air Corps than the Marine Corps. While completing the required 30 missions, your chance of being killed was 71%.
5. Generally speaking, there was no such thing as an average fighter pilot. You were either an ace or a target. For instance, Japanese Ace Hiroyoshi Nishizawa shot down over 80 planes. He died while a passenger on a cargo plane.
6. It was a common practice on fighter planes to load every 5th round with a tracer round to aid in aiming. This was a mistake. Tracers had different ballistics so (at long range) if your tracers were hitting the target 80% of your rounds were missing. Worse yet tracers instantly told your enemy he was under fire and from which direction. Worst of all was the practice of loading a string of tracers at the end of the belt to tell you that you were out of ammo. This was definitely not something you wanted to tell the enemy. Units that stopped using tracers saw their success rate nearly double and their loss rate go down.
7. When allied armies reached the Rhine, the first thing men did was pee in it. This was pretty universal from the lowest private to Winston Churchill (who made a big show of it) and Gen. Patton (who had himself photographed in the act).
8. German Me-264 bombers were capable of bombing New York City, but they decided it wasn't worth the effort.
9. German submarine U-120 was sunk by a malfunctioning toilet.
10. Among the first 'Germans' captured at Normandy were several Koreans. They had been forced to fight for the Japanese Army until they were captured by the Russians and forced to fight for the Russian Army until they were captured by the Germans and forced to fight for the German Army until they were captured by the US Army.
11. Following a massive naval bombardment, 35,000 United States and Canadian troops stormed ashore at Kiska, in theAleutian Islands. 21 troops were killed in the assault on the island.
It could have been worse if there had been any Japanese on the island.
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Smokey is Smok'in.BB
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
<>
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At last! just what I've been waiting for. Thanks to Wayne Paddack. BB
At Last, a Cell Phone for Seniors!
You REALLY have to be OLD to appreciate THIS one!!!!
Smokey sent in this method for loseing thos extra pourds.BB
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Here's one from Dan Kalahar that speaks for itself. BB
Tracey, here's a group for you
For those of you who don't live in Alabama and think we are a bunch of uncivilized rednecks, well, it’s simply not true! In fact, we have ladies' groups that meet regularly to discuss current events and develop needed home skills. For example, this photo was recently taken at a ladies group meeting in St Florian, AL where they were discussing the elections coming up in November, and in 2012.
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WELCOME TO OLE' BILL'S WEEKLY NEWSLETTER
July 2010 - Week 3
Friday 4 June 2010
How to hold a beer while riding a Harley...
WARNING!...TROOPERS JOKES..MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG-INS AND THE TENDER AT HEART
Alan Benoit sends this in for your digesting. BB
How to hold a beer while riding a Harley...
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Ouch!!! Damn that hurts, a lesson from Joe Birindelli. BB
If this one doesn't make you smile, there is no hope for you.
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother! Women are so much better at financial planning than men
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Heres one from Tom Heckman you'll all enjoy. BB
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. Then the teacher realized only Ernie was left.
'Ernie, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Sharon.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Muslim terrorists.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last terrorist with her bare hands.'
'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?'
'Stay the hell away from Aunt Sharon when she's been drinking.'
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Here's one Sent in by Wayne Paddack. BB
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
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Bill Bowker sent in a good one. BB
Sorry to tell you this, but....
Please note ..After March , I will no longer be sending
e-mails. Thanks to the Post Office I am now going back to
licking stamps.....
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June 2010 - Week 2
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