OKLA ...HOMA

WARNING! - TROOPER JOKE AREA. JOKES MAY CONTAIN NUDITY, SWEARING, AND MAY BE FOUND OFFENSIVE BY SOME.

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Wayne Paddack gets us started this week. BB

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Fred Currier found this photo of a very rare animal. BB

I admit that I have never seen one of these.

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Heres one from Bill Bowker

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'

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Joe Birindelli is really getting into computer now adays. BB

Computer  Question:

Now here is a  challenge!

For all of  you who keep thinking you are computer experts...


Try
this!

So, you think you're so  smart.


Let's see how computer  literate you are ..........  


*WHAT WOULD  CAUSE THIS TO HAPPEN?

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GIVE UP?  SEE THE ANSWER  BELOW!

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John Conley sent us an Irish Joke.BB

'Irish Viagra' An Irish woman of middling years visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! T'was horrid!Just horrid, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you told and slipped it in his coffee, and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulged! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare! Faith an begorra!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex wasn't good?'

'Twas the best I've had in 25 years, for sure! But as I'm after sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'

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Thanks tp Jim Smith for this lesson in geography. BB

Do you think it's correct?

There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce Oklahoma .

If you say OK...LAHOMA
You're WRONG!!!!!

The proper way is:
OKLA ...HOMA

There's a gap between the 'a' and the 'h'.

I can prove it.....................

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