WARNING!! TROOPERS JOKES - Some of these may not be pleasant for the young or weak of heart.
Heres one from the RAO Bulletin. BB
In the Blue Ridge Mountains , there was a retired sailor who was reputed to have the best hunting dog ever, by the name of "Chief"
Three Admirals went-up into the mountains and wanted to rent him. The old sailor said good hunting dog,...gonna cost ya $50.00 a day." They agreed and three days later came back with the limit.
The next year they came back. "Chief" got better, gonna cost you $75.00 a day," again they agreed, and 2 days later they came back with the limit.
The third year they came back and told the old sailor they had to have "Chief" even if it cost $100.00 a day. The old sailor replied, "You can have the worthless mutt for $5.00 a day, and I'm overcharging you $4.00!!"
The bewildered Admirals asked, "But we don't understand, what happened to him?"
"Well, a crew from the Navy base in Norfolk came up and rented him. One of the idiots called him Master Chief, and he's just been sitting on his ass barkin' ever since..."
**************************************************************
It appears that Smokey Guillespie has been out doing research. BB
HERE'S A RIDDLE FOR YOU.
Pantyhose quiz
Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Now, think about it... Ready?
scroll down, you'll love this
This is cute !!
Answer:
10 little piggies,
2 calves,
1 @ss,
and an unknown number of hares,
And of course one (1) ... . .
**************************************************************
This just in from Alan Benoit. BB
Consider yourself warned!!!…………
Beware of Solar Power
**************************************************************
Jeff Kramer has the Holiday Spirit!. BB
Holiday bad attitude
Once again, I was disqualified from my neighborhoods "Best
Decorated House" contest due to my bad attitude!
**************************************************************
The rest of the Story sent in by Alan Benoit. BB
I'm sure some of you were wondering about the real skinny on this story...
*******************************************************
source
WELCOME TO OLE' BILL'S WEEKLY NEWSLETTER
December 2009 - Week 2
No comments:
Post a Comment