Warning!!! CAVALRY TROOPER JOKES. NOT FOR THE INNOCENT OR MEEK OF HEART
Hand Prop
This photo is absolutely incredible...
but can you tell what's wrong in this Photo??
Yep, guess you spotted it, too.
She's trying to prop an aircraft, without chocking the wheels..!!
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Now if you missed the first one, here is another chance sent in by Alan Benoit .BB
Look at the picture below very carefully
Have you noticed the girl in the background?
Noticed her behind?
Well look at the picture carefully!
if your answer is YES then report to the Dispensery right away!!!
What you see is the shoulder of the girl taking the picture!!!
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Heres an interesting tidbit from Tom Witter. BB
Behold the fisherman.
He riseth up early in the morning
And disturbeth the whole household.
Mighty are his preparations.
He goes forth full of hope,
And when the day is far spent
He returns.
Smelling of strong drink and the
Truth is not with him
Sorry your fishing trip did'nt turn out so good Tom. Maybe next time we could get a picture? BB
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Tony Moscicki sends in the idea of the week. BB
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress..
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did.... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now tell him you have a headache."
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Wayne Paddack sends us this interesting article. BB
So, this bird walks into a store...... Manistee , MI
A seagull in Manistee, Mi has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store.
The seagull waits until the Manager isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.
The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Manistee , MI , and helped himself to a bag of Doritos. Since then, he's become a regular, and he always takes the same type of chips.
The Manager thinks it's great because people are coming to watch the feathered thief make the daily grab and run, and that's good for business, and especially since customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of Doritos because they think it's so funny.
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November 2009 - Week 3
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