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WARNING! - TROOPER JOKE AREA. JOKES MAY CONTAIN NUDITY, SWEARING, AND MAY BE FOUND OFFENSIVE BY SOME.

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There's a good chance troopers, that John Conley is entering his second childhood. BB<

Sylvester & Tweety

Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety. 
(wait for it. It's  worth it)...       AFTER Tweety is  caught, scroll down.....





      



    


































This was an idiot test. How long did you watch?

0-2  seconds       -         there's hope for you
2-5 seconds        -         having a bad day?
5-10 seconds     -          are you maybe just a slow reader?
10-20 seconds    -          remedial classes  are nothing to be ashamed of
20-30 seconds   -            it is recommended that you don't  breed.
30 sec-1 min     -           you probably can't read this anyway, So why  bother?
1-2 min              -         the equivalent of the  average house plant
2-5 min              -         Good  afternoon  Jessica Simpson  
5 min -1 hr          -         Dead people score in this range
1 hr plus              -         Congratulations.  You have a negative IQ. To find out what your
prize is, watch Bugs until he finishes his carrot... 
HEY - DON'T BLAME ME...YOU SHOULD KNOW SYLVESTER NEVER CATCHES TWEETY.  Now go on and forward it
to another of your unsuspecting friends.  You know you want to!

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Haven't heard from Bill Bowker in some time. Sounds like Bill has finally reached the "tender age" BB

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs'
and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
no recollection of what to do with them. Please send this to a few of your old friends that still remember how to read.

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Damn Smokey, Where do I send my money!! BB

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that..."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a moment and the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

I wonder if this is a true story? BB

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Thanks to Alan Benoit for this Thought....

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the bills In your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..

So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money

That's my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!

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Thanks to Jeff Kramer, I may never eat Pumpkin Pie again....

How Pumpkin Pie is made!...

Just in time for Thanksgiving....................................

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Heres a "horny" one from Karl Listl. (Where in the hell do you people get these from? BB

Question for our Executive President and I believe "retired Legal Eagle". It was forwarded to me by my niece.

Here's a legal question:

Is this statutory rape???........or just a monumental mistake? (font color-green>And now a word of Defense from the Moose!

I want to thank the designer and sculptor of this beauty....It sure had me fooled!!
Mr. Moose is awaiting a decision from the court as to his future plans. BB

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Heres a heads up from Wayne Paddack.

A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life.

The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?"

"Well, yes, I did once," the woman replied.

"Well, how did he look?" coaxed the psychiatrist.

"Very angry," she answered.

At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well, that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. Tell me, how did it occur that you saw his face that time?"

"He was outside, looking through the window at us." You never know where Mr. Moose will show up.

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Heres a nice one from Fred currier

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November 2009 - Week 4