Just a Reminder..... Summer is Over

WARNING!! TROOPERS JOKES - Some of these may not be pleasant for the young or weak of heart.

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Oh My God!! What follows are some very vivid scenes of a bear attacking a man sent in by alan Benoit. You may not want to let the kids look at this one! BB

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This is a joke....right? sent in by Tony Moscicki

Two Muslim mothers are comparing notes.

The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and startsflipping through family photos and reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would have been 24 now."

The other Mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."

The first mother says, "He's a martyr now."

"Oh, that's so sad, my dear."

Then the first mother flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Abdul. He would be 21."

"Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."

The first mother sighs, "He's also a martyr."

"Oh gracious me!" says the second mother.

"And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18 this year.

"Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mther looks wistfully at the photos. gently lays her hand on the first woman's shoulder and says:

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

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Joe Birindelli is in a state of Depression.BB

Just a Reminder.

Summer is Over

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Here a grim reminder from Rob Ferguson of how times are really getting rough.BB

I RECEIVED A PRE-DECLINED CREDIT CARD OFFER

AT MCDONALDS I ORDERED A BURGER AN FRIES, THEY ASKED IF I HAD PROOF I COULD AFFORD THE FRIES

HOT WHEELS AND MATCHBOX ARE SELLING MORE CARS THAN GM

EXXON-MOBIL HAD TO LAYOFF 25 CONGRESSMEN

DICK CHENEY TOOK HIS STOCKBROKER HUNTING

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