And what do you do ?

And what do you do ?

Smokey Gillespie signs in.

One morning, an American is having breakfast in Paris (coffee, croissants, bread, butter, and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread?"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't.

In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we

collect in a container, recycle, transform them into

croissants, and sell them to the states." The Frenchman

has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly

with the bread?"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his

teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In France we eat

fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,

seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,

transform them into jam, and sell the jam to

the states."

After a moment of silence, the American asks:

"Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do," he says with

a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms

once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into

bubble-gum, and sell them to France."

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August 2007 - Week 4

Charles Murawski has a favor to ask of you.

I have A favor to ask, I hope you don't mind:
I have friends from overseas who are camping their way around the US. They have asked me if I know where they might be able to stay without spending large amounts of money. I said I would try my friends and family for accommodations. They will be in the area on the Sept. long weekend.
They travel light and bring all their own camping gear, and only require a small space to set up.
I have given them your names and addresses anyway in anticipation that you won't mind. I have enclosed a picture to help with identification if they turn up. (See Below) They may bring the green Mercedes or the white one - sometimes they use both. Thanks in advance

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A bowl of Lifesavers

Thanks to Rob Ferguson for sending this one in.

AN OBG

A bowl of Lifesavers

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.

The children began to say:

Red............cherry,"

Yellow.........lemon,"

Green.......lime,"

Orange.........orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.

After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her Lifesaver out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes !"

Now we hear from Smokey Guillespie. There's some good ideas here!

Because Gas is too expensive

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HAVE A NICE DAY..

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July 2007 - Week 3

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hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.

They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal
winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have
fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it again?"

He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll
hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head."

......... AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

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CATHOLIC GASOLINE

Dave Snavely sent this one in.

CATHOLIC GASOLINE

Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.

As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned, but she could wait until it was returned.

Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street.

One of the them turned to the other and said. "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."

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