WEEKLY INSPIRATION

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WEEKLY INSPIRATION

WEEKLY INSPIRATION

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Lead Me to Peace 

Lead me from death to life,

from falsehood to truth.

Lead me from despair to hope,

from fear to trust.

Lead me from hate to love,

from war to peace.

Let peace fill my heart,

my world, my universe.

Amen.

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We Are One

I pray we, all children of the earth,

no matter our path to enlightenment,

come to realize that we are one. We

may walk our own paths, but we are

not alone, for we walk at the same

time, toward the same end/beginning.

From our individual perspectives,

be we Pagan, Christian, Muslim, Jew,

Buddist, Taoist, or Hindu, are the

same. I pray that we all feel the

love of our Creator(s) and by example

learn to see each other as brothers

and sisters, allowing the boundary

lines of religion to fade away. May

the Lord and Lady bless your path.

May you always have enough, and may

you give enough in return.

Amen

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Thats all the news for this week. Check back next Saturday. Thanks, Ole' Bill

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By Golly, Dan Horn comes thru again.

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Heres a good one from George villanuea.

The Korean War, in which the Marine Corps fought and won some of its most brutal battles, was not without its gallows humor. During one such conflict a ROK ( Republic of Korea ) commander, whose unit was fighting along with the Marines, called legendary Marine and then Colonel Chesty Puller of the 1st Marine Division to report a major Chinese attack in his sector.

"How many Chinese are attacking you," asked Puller.

"Many, many Chinese," replied the excited Korean officer.

Colonel Puller asked for another count and got the same answer, "Many, many, many Chinese."

"Goddammit," swore Puller, "Put my Marine liaison officer on the radio."

In a minute, an American voice came over the air, "Yes sir."

"Lieutenant," growled Chesty, "exactly how many Chinese you got up there?"

"Colonel, we got a whole shitload of Chinese up here."

"Thank God," exclaimed Puller, "At least there's someone up there who knows how to count."

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Good point here from Rob Ferguson.

Just think
- if the Indians had given the Pilgrim fathers a donkey instead of a turkey,
we all would be having a piece of ass for thanksgiving.

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Heres a keeper from Tom Heckman.

A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the urologist as a precaution.

When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99.

The guy obeys and says, 99. The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, 99.

Again, the guy says, 99.

The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, 99.'

The guy begins, 'One .. Two ... Three'.

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I like this one sent in by Dan Thompson.

A guy checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under 'Escorts and Massages'. He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he gives her a call.

'Hello?' the woman says.

God she sounded sexy!

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and w hat I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic; but for an outside line you need to press 9.'

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