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FEMALE GEOGRAPHY- Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.- Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.- Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.- Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.- Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is the only answer.
- Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.- Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan : many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there…MALE GEOGRAPHY- Between 15 and 70, a man is like the USA : ruled by a dick…source
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Finally, a good engineer joke!
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer--are working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says
the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also be a farmer. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever fertile.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
come into our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge
wall around those countries.
The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out --
it's virtually impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."Harry BerndtWhy Wait? Move to EarthLink.source:<>Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:48:37 -0800 (PST) From: "Lynn Seals"
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lol make me laugh so hard that is good one lol
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