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Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2006 18:06:12 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [2ND-INF-DIV-KOREA-INDIAN-HEAD] Fwd: Perry You Need A Smile
Thursday August 31, 2006 - 10:34pm (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments - Male Version of Maxine - Hilarious!
- Male Version of Maxine - Hilarious!
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- Male Version of Maxine - Hilarious!
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The Male Version of Maxine
Men Strike Back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth !
AND MAXINE SAYS.....Sourse: "Tina Marie" tinamarie594142001@yahoo.com
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(5 total) Post a CommentLOL, this was just hilarious! I laughed! have a great day thank you for making me laugh! I enjoyed it!
Thursday August 3, 2006 - 11:05pm (CDT)
hehe thats pretty true about that image thing. i think the reason women are so abssessed with the looks is because men are so abssessed with how women look, like they aways say, nice arse when they stroding down the street. haha
Thursday August 3, 2006 - 09:14pm (PDT)
LOL great posting
Friday August 4, 2006 - 05:05am (EDT)
That's hilarious!! Thx for the chuckle :)
Friday August 4, 2006 - 06:34pm (CDT)
LOL
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