FEMALE PRAYER & MALE PRAYER

FEMALE PRAYER & MALE PRAYER

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This one comes in from Charles Murawski. bb

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit Amen.

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Tuesday October 3, 2006 - 02:39am (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments

Pass onto friends and family. THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!

This was sent in by Willy Sybert.

T he National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.

Correct installation is illustrated below.

Pass onto friends and family. THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!

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Tuesday October 3, 2006 - 02:38am (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments

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No comment Smokey. BB

So, it's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:





Is it the right time?





Is anyone watching?





Does your partner even want to?





Is your breath fresh?





And... Should you use some tongue?





Then you lean in and just go for it!!!

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http://www.quarterhorsecav.org/WEEK1.HTM

Tuesday October 3, 2006 - 02:35am (EDT) Permanent Link | 0 Comments

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