Why boys need parents...

Danny Horn sent in this batch of Trooper photos. I have no idea where he got them from.

This is for those mothers of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older...And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents...



John Conley ponders where this road may lead him in his lifes journey.


A young Terry Valentine learns one of lifes in and outs at a very early age.



Dan Thompson learns it is possible to go thru life without ones foot in his mouth.

  
Alan Bonit, Charles Murawaski and Will Seibert take a much needed
"time out" from harrassing the girls on the playground.




Ron Thompson says, "one small leap for man kind, one landing for the medics.


Rob Ferguson never thought much of losing his head...except that one time!



Gary Warne never got to have this much fun again until he drove Alpha-8.


Jim Smith actually started dateing girls when he was six years old.



Some say that practical jokes may have been the reason that Ron
Davidson ran away from home and joined the Army at age 15.


Has Joe Birindelli ever told anyone how he and Sissy met? 



Bill Baty was considered by many the champion Watermelon eater early-on.
Still is.....


Skip Bell always had a nack for Camoflauge...



Dan Horn was born at the computer.


Jim and Kay Dempsey knew it was forever at the begining.



Mike Jarvis finally broke that evil habit following the AA Meeting.


Tom Heckman couldn't stand the sight of anything that didn't look like a jeep.



Ed Novak learned the motto "Kiss the Girls and make them cry at an early age.

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Rob Ferguson is doing his best to deal with the economy.

"The Economy is so Bad:"

CEOs are playing miniature golf

Truckloads of Americans have been caught sneaking into Mexico

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting

Organized crime is laying off politicos

The most highly paid job in America is Jury Duty

and the biggest sign the economy is bad

Motel Six won't leave the light on for ya.

An expectant couple go to the hospital to deliver their baby, where upon the Doctor informs them of
a new device, being tested, that will transfer some of the pain of child birth to the Father, the
couple said they would like to try it.

The doctor then said he'd set the machine at 10% pain transfer, as even this was to much for most
Dads to be, but as the labor progressed the husband said he was feeling fine, it was helping his
wife, kick it up a notch, so the doctor raised the pain transfer to 20%, the husband said he was
still doing fine, the doctor checked him and so no increase in blood pressure etc so he raised the
pain threshold to 50% and the husband continued to feel quite well.  As this was obviously helping
the new Mom, the doctor raised the treshold to 100%, the baby was born and the couple was ecstatic..
When they got home they found the mail man dead on the porch..............

Rob says there is a some hope for this couple.

A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests spotted an
Attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, ’Hello. My name is Carmen.'

'That's a beautiful name' he replied. 'Is it a family name?'

'No' she replied. 'Actually I gave it to myself. It represents the  things
That I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose ’Carmen’.

'What's your name?'

He answered, 'B.J. Titsengolf.'
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Tom Heckman turns in what may be the photo of the week!

Uh, what was that name again Rob?


A photo like this just doesn't come along every day!




One of the reasons Mummy wont let him be king
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Tony Moscicki sent this one in. Sounds just like the Washington crowd talking.

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
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Alan Bonoit sends this one in with a photo of a boating mishap down in Missouri.

BOAT LAUNCHING FOR DUMMIES:

Lesson One: Wait until AFTER the boat is successfully launched to start drinking the beer!

Lesson Two: Always remember TGIF -- Trailer Goes In First!



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Time for Alan Bonoits contrabution for the week.

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it.   It's just spam.



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