They are getting ready to sneeze!!!!!!

Here's one from Karl Listl.

MEDICAL TEST




STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES  FOR 10 SECONDS...

Then Scroll Down

   
       
 
























NOW STARE IN THE PUPPY'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS...




   
       
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Your CAT SCAN
and LAB TESTS
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SORRY
- couldn't resist...

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This one sent in by Tony Mosckcki refers to our Canadaian neighbors. (thank goodness).

From the Canadian Association Of Retired People

Questions and Answers from CARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?

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Now we hear from George Villanueva.

An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Darling, Honey, My Love, Pumpkin, Sweetheart, etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over to his host, and said: "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names." The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the

truth," he said. "Her name slipped my mind about 10 years a go, -- and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is."

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Here another one from the collection of Gary Chenett.

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said,

'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that silly smile off of your face.'

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Watch out fellows, Wilie Siebert is trying to play with our minds....

In the following pictures, you can see people with very strong facial expressions. They seem to be in a very private, personal moment!!! Can you identify the expression?

If you are unable to identify this expression, the answer is below.








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